Great news:

The Air Force, Navy, and Marines now allow you to get Lasik!

As a special deal for members of the military and pilots you can get a 100% free Lasik eye exam by clicking here.

Make sure to fill out the form online; if you call you'll have to deal with the usual hassle of being placed on hold, but the web form only takes 1 minute to fill out and you can schedule an appointment within a few miles of home.  Fill out the form online and you'll be on your way to discounted, safe, laser eye surgery in no time.